Pomegranate Juice
Your libido is in decline, if
you're short of breath when you recline
Your thoughts of love have gone nowhere and
you look like hell in your underwear
Drink some Pomegranate to revive,
it will put some life into your sex drive
Once again you'll chase the gals, so
give it to John and your other pals
Pomegranate is an energy drink it makes you
smile and want to wink
Drink it down to help carry your load, or
take it along when you hit the road
Your wife will say that you’re such a delight,
she’ll be your friend and make everything right
* * * *
When your libido is in decline, its
pomegranate for which you will pine
Wake up the fire in your passion,
even if your performance is not so smashin'
When you were young you had no trouble,
you could make love on the double
Now you're old and you seem to have faded
your outlook seems sour and somewhat jaded
Drink pomegranate and you will find
that life for you now has turned real kind
When your old parts seem all worn out,
pomegranate will make you yell and shout
Now no job is too large for your desire,
there’s wood in the stove and you’ve set it on fire
* * * *
When your libido is in decline, give up your whisky
and pour out your wine
At those times when you seem all shriveled up, put
some pomegranate in a glass or a cup
Take it often and you'll come to know
that you have the power of get up and go
If you take it in it’s concentrated form,
you can win every race as your new norm
Why waste your time with a pill that won't work,
stop fooling around and stop being a jerk
When you’re sad because the weather is a fright,
a spot of the pomegranate will give you delight
The winter is long and not much to be done,
a little pomegranate is a vacation in the sun
The Professor
Your libido is in decline, if
you're short of breath when you recline
Your thoughts of love have gone nowhere and
you look like hell in your underwear
Drink some Pomegranate to revive,
it will put some life into your sex drive
Once again you'll chase the gals, so
give it to John and your other pals
Pomegranate is an energy drink it makes you
smile and want to wink
Drink it down to help carry your load, or
take it along when you hit the road
Your wife will say that you’re such a delight,
she’ll be your friend and make everything right
* * * *
When your libido is in decline, its
pomegranate for which you will pine
Wake up the fire in your passion,
even if your performance is not so smashin'
When you were young you had no trouble,
you could make love on the double
Now you're old and you seem to have faded
your outlook seems sour and somewhat jaded
Drink pomegranate and you will find
that life for you now has turned real kind
When your old parts seem all worn out,
pomegranate will make you yell and shout
Now no job is too large for your desire,
there’s wood in the stove and you’ve set it on fire
* * * *
When your libido is in decline, give up your whisky
and pour out your wine
At those times when you seem all shriveled up, put
some pomegranate in a glass or a cup
Take it often and you'll come to know
that you have the power of get up and go
If you take it in it’s concentrated form,
you can win every race as your new norm
Why waste your time with a pill that won't work,
stop fooling around and stop being a jerk
When you’re sad because the weather is a fright,
a spot of the pomegranate will give you delight
The winter is long and not much to be done,
a little pomegranate is a vacation in the sun
The Professor